A MONTHLY SUPPLEMENT OF RAKAN SARAWAK BULLETIN

(People, events, activities and programmes which make for a total quality-managed Sarawak Civil Service)

ISSN 1394-5726

 
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Go on..."ave a laarf!

The marriage of two lighthouse keepers was said last night to be on the rocks....

Last night, a large hole was made in forty foot high fence surrounding a Nudist Camp. Police are now looking into it...

The Exchequer announced today that under a new pay award scheme, barbers are to get more fringe benefits...

One hundred tonnes of human hair was stolen last night from a wig factory. Police are combing the are....

Sign on a travel agency window:
PLEASE GO AWAY!

Sign outside a laundry:
WE'LL CLEAN FOR YOU, WE'LL PRESS FOR YOU, WE'LL EVEN DYE FOR YOU!

Sign on a bird's cage in a pet shop:
FOR SALE - CHEEP

Where do butterflies go to dance?
Moth Balls.

Why is a belt like a dustcart?
Because it goes round and gathers the waist.

What's more dangerous than being with a fool?
Fooling with a bee.

If a man smashed a clock. could he be accused of killing time?
Not if the clock struck first.

What is the most intelligent insect you'll meet at school?
A spelling bee.

 


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