Go on..."ave a laarf!
marriage of two lighthouse keepers was said last night to be on the rocks....
night, a large hole was made in forty foot high fence surrounding a Nudist
Camp. Police are now looking into it...
Exchequer announced today that under a new pay award scheme, barbers are
to get more fringe benefits...
hundred tonnes of human hair was stolen last night from a wig factory. Police
are combing the are....
Sign on a travel agency window:
PLEASE GO AWAY!
Sign outside a laundry:
WE'LL CLEAN FOR YOU, WE'LL PRESS FOR YOU, WE'LL EVEN
DYE FOR YOU!
Sign on a bird's cage in a pet shop:
FOR SALE - CHEEP
Where do butterflies go to dance?
Why is a belt like a dustcart?
Because it goes round and gathers the waist.
What's more dangerous than being with a fool?
Fooling with a bee.
If a man smashed a clock. could he be accused of killing time?
Not if the clock struck first.
What is the most intelligent insect you'll meet at school?
A spelling bee.