you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and
start all over.
"any key" to continue life when ready.
get your daily exercise, just click on "Run"! If you needed a break
from life, click on "Suspend."
get even with the neighbours, turn up the sound blaster.
life gets too noisy, turn off speakers.
add/remove someone in your life, click "Setting and Control Panel."
improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.
you loose your car keys, click "Find."
with the chores is just a click away.
insurance wouldn't be necessary. You would use your diskette to recover
from a crash.
we could click "Send Now", and a pizza would find its way to your